Most Quotable Comedy of 1985

Better Off Dead

I use lines from this movie every week. Pretty pathetic, eh? John Cusack is a high school student with more problems than he can deal with. He's been dumped by a girl he's obsessed with, has been challended to ski the K-12 ("You ski the K-12 dude, and girls will go sterile just looking at you!") and is being stalked by the paperboy ("I want my two dollars!"). Great movie!